Saturday, December 24, 2011

G.S. ADVANCE FOR DUMMIES





G.S. ADVANCE brings us his latest release, a double disc mixtape of pure verbal chaos. This is officially the "cliff-notes" detention session of the ADVANCE CLASSES universe. The double-tape features the likes of AZ, NATURE, KILLA SHA, JUS-P, BAM, SHAZ ILLYORK, SPIT GEMZ, STARVIN B, HOLOCAUST (WARCLOUD), SHA STIMULI, SOLMON CHILDS, AND MORE!!! G.S. ADVANCE FOR DUMMIES (ADVANCE CLASSES:2.5) is a great introduction for those just learning about the new mutant, or for fans who've know the deal for years. A collection of exclusives, collabos, and classics, this is sure to keep your system bumping!

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Miskatonic Professor leaks top secret information!!!




Memorandum

TO: File

FROM: Asst. Director Wilhelm

DATE: 12/13/2011

RE: G.S. Advance Report

The following transcript was recovered from the office of Dr. Norman Peasley, head of the nanotechnology department at Miskatonic University. Several Federal warrants have been issued for Doctor Peasley as of 10/28/2011. He was last seen on 11/3/2011 at the apartment of Ms. Sari Olbeton [now in custody]- an assistant at the school’s art department. The authenticity of the information given in the transcript remains in question.

 

  Wednesday - October the 26th, 2011
Of which I am about to share with you, the human mind can only hope to dimly wrap its hyper-digitized fingers around. Such ideas conjured deep within the psyche of men are best kept locked away and hidden. Indeed, the truest horrors emerge when technology awards the musings of maniacs, and guides the hands of indifference.
Some things are best left as ideas. It is with great turmoil and fear that I share this. Even as I type, my hands tremor with the thought of the next several months. Even still, the thought alone of what has already occurred.

Through no fault of my own, while working as an advisor on a major technological acquisition project for a colleague of mine (who shall remain unnamed), I came across some information that I can only describe as earth shattering. Due to time and circumstances, I am unable to go into great detail, however, I will do my best to convey the overall trepidation in layman’s terms.

Soon after the end of WWII, Nazi scientists were covertly hired and given asylum by the United States government. Much of this has since become public knowledge, notoriously dubbed “Project Paperclip”. During the next sixty years, the advancements in technology and warfare have immensely increased when compared to the previous 6,000 years of recorded history. One of the splinter projects to stem from this unholy alliance, is the well documented and declassified program “MK-Ultra”, which was primarily concerned with the science of mind control. Insidious as all this may sound, it isn’t even the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Since approx. 1980, various agencies and think tank foundations have been conducting experiments in human cloning and cybernetic-genetic manipulation. In fact, my colleague and I stumbled upon an entire warehouse room full of documents detailing the projects. The experiments were based on Nazi Eugenics, ancient occult lore, and the theories and patents of Nikola Tesla. In short, they were successful.

My colleague and I were speechless upon reading the volumes of forbidden material, as descriptions and photographs of grotesque abominations were displayed before us in a dimly lit room full of dusty file cabinets. Pictures of horrific chimeras stained our conscious and bought my own fragile heart to the brink of tears. Interspecies hybrids the likes of which no mortal eyes should have the foul fortune of seeing. Creatures with the heads of goats, torso of a woman, and legs of spider. Some bore numerous heads, somewhat akin to mutated dogs, while their body would be a writhing mess of legs, claws, and tentacles. Others, even fouler in nature, were fused with advance robotics with the capability of being remote controlled. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect buried deep within these volumes (mostly as handwritten side notes), is a strange fascination with the cults of antiquity, alchemy, and theories on hyper dimensional time travel. Though none of these ideas were expounded in detail.

For what purpose these atrocities were born I can only fathom in dread. However, there was one particular file that deserves public attention, if any and all… The file relating to the very acquisition I was hired to assist. The file itself contained between 34-41 volumes (it was difficult to determine given that some files were missing, and many binders were entirely blacked out.) The file was subtitled “G.S. ADVANCE - Model 3265.7 - Enhanced Series Prototype”, and interestingly had no director in charge listed within the files themselves. From what my colleague and I were able to gather, the purpose of the project was to stock an army of mutated genetically modified cyborg hybrids, in an effort to invade everyday life as we all know it. These atrocities, while appearing fully human, were designed to take specific roles in society in a greater effort to implement a new order. Teachers, entertainers, journalists, athletes, even farmers and doctors; all being designed and manufactured under the auspices of the federal government along with various foreign interest groups.

Apparently, much as we could understand through the classified double-speak, at least one of the models, dubbed “G.S. ADVANCE - Prototype E*S*- 9J2R0M81 ” and code-named “Giallo”, escaped the facility that it was being housed in, {but not before murdering every doctor, nurse, and maintenance man on duty that night.} According to subfolder A776, this particular G.S. ADVANCE model was designed for musical purposes, with a specific concentration in the “Urban Quadrant”. Essentially, the beastly device, or man, if it may be called such, was to be a continuation of the “Counter Intelligence Program“, blended with the remaining sub-factions of “MK-Ultra”. In short, it was created to make music with the express purpose of dumbing down the black and Latino communities. The promotion of drugs, opulence, sexual gluttony, and sophomoric violence was to be its main functions, all the while influencing the younger minority generations in a comatose stupor, rendering them defenseless against the coming onslaught.

I write to you these things which I have found, in hopes that the word will get out. Just as this monstrosity has broken free from his laboratorial prison, so too may we, as human beings, break away from our bondage. Several intelligence agencies have narrowed the location of the creature down to three specific areas. Newburgh NY, Huntington NY, and Jamaica NY. It is my intention to find the creature first, as there is another factor involved I have neglected to tell you… A treasure… Hidden somewhere deep in the Caribbean. The location of which is imbedded on a chip planted inside of the monster’s head. My motives for this endeavor shall remain my own (though I‘m sure a modest amount of insight could determine it). However, as a payment against my own greed and atrocious history in the development of these “sciences”, I see it only fitting that I warn you all of what is about to occur. May God help us all.

- Dr. Norman Q. Peasley



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Saturday, August 13, 2011

SERPENTS - SPIT GEMZ & G.S.ADVANCE


SERPENTS- SPIT GEMZ & G.S. ADVANCE by G.S. ADVANCE

First single from the upcoming G.S. ADVANCE/SPIT GEMZ E.P. "RAPTURE". SERPENTS.
Produced by G.S. ADVANCE

G.S. ADVANCE - EPIC MEAL TIME is here!!!

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The brand new full length from G.S. ADVANCE, production includes SPENCE BOOGIE, THE MPC CREW, WHICH CRAFT, and more... Guest Appearences from KILLA SHA, DANIELLE BONAPARTE, JUS-P , SKRAMBLE and more!

DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UAETDEHU

JUS-P and G.S. ADVANCE - "THE VEGA BROTHERS"

The first of the "42nd St." series, G.S. ADVANCE & JUS-P bring forth THE VEGA BROTHERS. A take on the classic Tarantino movies "Reservoir Dogs" and "Pulp Fiction". G.S. ADVANCE/ Michael Madsen/ Victor Vega + JUS-P/ John Travolta/ Vincent Vega. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6US6BJQS

Featuring Production from the S.C. PRODUCTIONS, MPC CREW, WHITE LOTUS, and more.

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Saturday, April 2, 2011

THE PROBLEM BOOK ***FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD***

I first surmised the idea of “The Problem Book” around four years ago when I was finishing up the second Advance Classes mixtape. Originally set to be a trilogy, I wanted to craft a conceptual album unlike any other, set in the misty dreamscape of the unknown and lit with the dim glow of fading sanity. I wanted to take the listener into the murkiest corners of my mind, all the while without completely terrifying them. During the process, I must have recorded well over two-hundred songs. I also went completely bat shit bonkers.

I eventually stashed the album, officially titled “The Problem Book Of Life And Death”, in the infamous Vault of Vancini and began working on a vast array of concept albums, all set for release in the near future. As a fan of the grind house exploitation cinema genre, I decided to build my own little theatre. Such titles as “Let Them Die (Slowly)”, “Don’t Look In The Basement”, and “The Return Of Sambo” occupied my time and imagination. Though, it wasn’t long before I sensed some unspeakable void preventing me from continuing. “The Problem Book” needed to be completed.

For some reason, I knew that I needed to release TPB first. If people were to understand the grind house albums to follow, they first needed to be introduced properly. If the audience was going to catch a matinee, they needed to see the ticket man. Have you not heard? This is the grand opening! A brand new theatre! First tickets are on the house! This is better everything… So… Grab your popcorn and soda-pop. Spark up that pineapple express, pour yourself a glass of twat water, and enjoy the funk. Though, I must warn you… Listen at your own risk.

- Giallo Vancini



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Saturday, March 19, 2011

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #16)

Just go ape shit. Come Saturday night, literally. Enjoy.
Produced by G.S. ADVANCE
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***DOWNLOAD SONG FREE AT
http://soundcloud.com/g-s-advance/saturday-night-special

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #16) by G.S. ADVANCE

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

COW MANURE (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #15)

This week's suprise was produced by EMG, and it's my ode to all victims of abuse. A subject that is often overlooked, especially within the Hip Hop community, I wanted to shed a different light on the subject. The songs leaves us to question, who are we to judge? Who are we to ridicule? What is really important? Enjoy.
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COW MANURE (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #15) by G.S. ADVANCE


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Saturday, March 5, 2011

I'M ALREADY GONE (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #14)

This week's suprise is from a concept album I was gonna do, but I changed my mind. Its was about me going up to a Radio Station and holding it hostage/ executing DJ's and staff on the air. All the while I would be spinning my most radio friendly songs. I eventually dumped the idea, but this is one of the surviving songs. Enjoy.

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***DOWNLOAD SONG FREE AT http://soundcloud.com/g-s-advance/im-already-gone-vancinis***
I'M ALREADY GONE (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #14) by G.S. ADVANCE


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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Saturday, February 19, 2011

So Spectacular (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #12)

This weeks Saturday Suprise is just me having fun on the track. I'm mostly letting out a bunch of aggression, while at the same time pointing out how spectacular the kid is. Ya'Know! Enjoy.
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SO SPECTACULAR (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #12) by G.S. ADVANCE

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

THE GHOST OF VANCINI (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #11)

This week's suprise is another glimpse into the enigma that is Giallo Vancini. We are starting at the end, and we'll finish at the begining. Eventually, the saga will make sense. Enjoy. Follow on TWITTER @GSADVANCE

THE GHOST OF VANCINI (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #11) by G.S. ADVANCE

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Saturday, February 5, 2011

BLACK HISTORY MONTH (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #10)

This week's suprise is a little history lesson. Edutainment, as they say. Taken from the upcoming concept album "JUS-P & G.S. ADVANCE PRESENT: THE RETURN OF SAMBO". Produced by Spence Boogie. Enjoy.

BLACK HISTORY MONTH (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #10) by G.S. ADVANCE


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Saturday, January 29, 2011

KISS MY DECAY (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #9)

This weeks suprise is a dark twisted fantasy. (No Kanye) It's a song based around the premise of a man who dies a little bit everytime his true love kisses him. His conflict exists in his need for love vs. his love of life. Enjoy. Oh yea, shout outs to Nirvana.... Produced by G.S. ADVANCE www.twitter.com/gsadvance


KISS MY DECAY (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #9) by G.S. ADVANCE

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

LETTER TO THE 7TH CHURCH (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #8)

LETTER TO THE 7TH CHURCH (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #8) by G.S. ADVANCE



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Produced by Stradivarius. This weeks suprise is a wake up call for all those who choose to ignore the signs of the times. As you're constantly "making moves", the hustle and bustle of life has distracted you from reality. You buy cloned food from your local supermarket, yet are obsessed with your physical appearence. You scream "Green Peace", yet you support the very same "Big Government" globalist who have funded weather modification programs like H.A.A.R.P. This is my letter to all of the mechanized sheeple of the world. Its time to wake up.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Killa Sha "Joy" (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #7) Produced by G.S. ADVANCE for SunBoogie Productions

This week last year, Hip Hop lost a true soldier and I lost a friend. Killa Sha aka Sha Luminati aka DJ Prince AD will forever be remembered as an underground legend repping Queensbridge to the fullest. He taught me alot about this industry and for this I will always be grateful. I produced this track for him in 2006, during the time when we were trying to get "The Order" super-group together. R.I.P. Adam, I'll see you when I get there.




KILLA SHA "JOY" - Produced by G.S. ADVANCE (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #7) by G.S. ADVANCE


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Saturday, January 8, 2011

CHILDREN SHOULDNT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #6)

This weeks Saturday Suprise comes with the recent apocalyptic news that animals all over the world are dying. Birds, fish, bats, crabs, clams, jellyfish etc, dropping dead everywhere from America to Japan. From Brazil to Sweden. This is a song from my upcoming concept album "You're All Zombies - Let Them Die (Slowly)" I think it's a fitting song considering the current global situation. Produced by G.S. ADVANCE.



CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #6) by G.S. ADVANCE


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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

G.S. ADVANCE "Superstar Zero" Official Video




Once again G.S. ADVANCE brings us on a musical adventure, stopping only to let us smell the roses of passion and admire the fragrance of hope. Produced by G.S. ADVANCE.
The second video from "The Problem Book", Directed by Skramble for Grimey Vision.
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."-Willy Wonka

Saturday, January 1, 2011

THE PIRATE'S PUB (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #5)

This week's Saturday Suprise is a song written by a mysterious pirate known only as Captain Vancini. It is rumored to have been taught to the notorious Blackbeard around the year 1716. Archaeologists at both Miskatonic University and Harvard have uncovered various artifacts and relics related to this strange character, including an old map believed by some archaeologists to lead to untold treasures. A professor at Miskatonic believes the hidden treasures to be a stolen booty from England's King George I, however, this has yet to be verified. Curiously, on the back of the map are written the lyrics to this song. Legend has it, that Captain Vancini wrote this song for an estranged mistress (who had drowned under mysterious circumstances on the high seas). It has since been an anthem for pirates the world over, usually song to a bar-maid or a prostitute.

THE PIRATE'S PUB (Vancini's Saturday Suprise #5) by G.S. ADVANCE





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