Saturday, December 24, 2011

G.S. ADVANCE FOR DUMMIES





G.S. ADVANCE brings us his latest release, a double disc mixtape of pure verbal chaos. This is officially the "cliff-notes" detention session of the ADVANCE CLASSES universe. The double-tape features the likes of AZ, NATURE, KILLA SHA, JUS-P, BAM, SHAZ ILLYORK, SPIT GEMZ, STARVIN B, HOLOCAUST (WARCLOUD), SHA STIMULI, SOLMON CHILDS, AND MORE!!! G.S. ADVANCE FOR DUMMIES (ADVANCE CLASSES:2.5) is a great introduction for those just learning about the new mutant, or for fans who've know the deal for years. A collection of exclusives, collabos, and classics, this is sure to keep your system bumping!

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Miskatonic Professor leaks top secret information!!!




Memorandum

TO: File

FROM: Asst. Director Wilhelm

DATE: 12/13/2011

RE: G.S. Advance Report

The following transcript was recovered from the office of Dr. Norman Peasley, head of the nanotechnology department at Miskatonic University. Several Federal warrants have been issued for Doctor Peasley as of 10/28/2011. He was last seen on 11/3/2011 at the apartment of Ms. Sari Olbeton [now in custody]- an assistant at the school’s art department. The authenticity of the information given in the transcript remains in question.

 

  Wednesday - October the 26th, 2011
Of which I am about to share with you, the human mind can only hope to dimly wrap its hyper-digitized fingers around. Such ideas conjured deep within the psyche of men are best kept locked away and hidden. Indeed, the truest horrors emerge when technology awards the musings of maniacs, and guides the hands of indifference.
Some things are best left as ideas. It is with great turmoil and fear that I share this. Even as I type, my hands tremor with the thought of the next several months. Even still, the thought alone of what has already occurred.

Through no fault of my own, while working as an advisor on a major technological acquisition project for a colleague of mine (who shall remain unnamed), I came across some information that I can only describe as earth shattering. Due to time and circumstances, I am unable to go into great detail, however, I will do my best to convey the overall trepidation in layman’s terms.

Soon after the end of WWII, Nazi scientists were covertly hired and given asylum by the United States government. Much of this has since become public knowledge, notoriously dubbed “Project Paperclip”. During the next sixty years, the advancements in technology and warfare have immensely increased when compared to the previous 6,000 years of recorded history. One of the splinter projects to stem from this unholy alliance, is the well documented and declassified program “MK-Ultra”, which was primarily concerned with the science of mind control. Insidious as all this may sound, it isn’t even the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Since approx. 1980, various agencies and think tank foundations have been conducting experiments in human cloning and cybernetic-genetic manipulation. In fact, my colleague and I stumbled upon an entire warehouse room full of documents detailing the projects. The experiments were based on Nazi Eugenics, ancient occult lore, and the theories and patents of Nikola Tesla. In short, they were successful.

My colleague and I were speechless upon reading the volumes of forbidden material, as descriptions and photographs of grotesque abominations were displayed before us in a dimly lit room full of dusty file cabinets. Pictures of horrific chimeras stained our conscious and bought my own fragile heart to the brink of tears. Interspecies hybrids the likes of which no mortal eyes should have the foul fortune of seeing. Creatures with the heads of goats, torso of a woman, and legs of spider. Some bore numerous heads, somewhat akin to mutated dogs, while their body would be a writhing mess of legs, claws, and tentacles. Others, even fouler in nature, were fused with advance robotics with the capability of being remote controlled. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect buried deep within these volumes (mostly as handwritten side notes), is a strange fascination with the cults of antiquity, alchemy, and theories on hyper dimensional time travel. Though none of these ideas were expounded in detail.

For what purpose these atrocities were born I can only fathom in dread. However, there was one particular file that deserves public attention, if any and all… The file relating to the very acquisition I was hired to assist. The file itself contained between 34-41 volumes (it was difficult to determine given that some files were missing, and many binders were entirely blacked out.) The file was subtitled “G.S. ADVANCE - Model 3265.7 - Enhanced Series Prototype”, and interestingly had no director in charge listed within the files themselves. From what my colleague and I were able to gather, the purpose of the project was to stock an army of mutated genetically modified cyborg hybrids, in an effort to invade everyday life as we all know it. These atrocities, while appearing fully human, were designed to take specific roles in society in a greater effort to implement a new order. Teachers, entertainers, journalists, athletes, even farmers and doctors; all being designed and manufactured under the auspices of the federal government along with various foreign interest groups.

Apparently, much as we could understand through the classified double-speak, at least one of the models, dubbed “G.S. ADVANCE - Prototype E*S*- 9J2R0M81 ” and code-named “Giallo”, escaped the facility that it was being housed in, {but not before murdering every doctor, nurse, and maintenance man on duty that night.} According to subfolder A776, this particular G.S. ADVANCE model was designed for musical purposes, with a specific concentration in the “Urban Quadrant”. Essentially, the beastly device, or man, if it may be called such, was to be a continuation of the “Counter Intelligence Program“, blended with the remaining sub-factions of “MK-Ultra”. In short, it was created to make music with the express purpose of dumbing down the black and Latino communities. The promotion of drugs, opulence, sexual gluttony, and sophomoric violence was to be its main functions, all the while influencing the younger minority generations in a comatose stupor, rendering them defenseless against the coming onslaught.

I write to you these things which I have found, in hopes that the word will get out. Just as this monstrosity has broken free from his laboratorial prison, so too may we, as human beings, break away from our bondage. Several intelligence agencies have narrowed the location of the creature down to three specific areas. Newburgh NY, Huntington NY, and Jamaica NY. It is my intention to find the creature first, as there is another factor involved I have neglected to tell you… A treasure… Hidden somewhere deep in the Caribbean. The location of which is imbedded on a chip planted inside of the monster’s head. My motives for this endeavor shall remain my own (though I‘m sure a modest amount of insight could determine it). However, as a payment against my own greed and atrocious history in the development of these “sciences”, I see it only fitting that I warn you all of what is about to occur. May God help us all.

- Dr. Norman Q. Peasley



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